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Someday, I'll Get Off This Couch

from Fuckboy Repellent EP by Bull Dyke Slut Militia

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From Ro:
I've had some pretty bad room mates, and by "pretty bad" I mean the kind of people who will leave actual feces on the floor and then tell you they're too high to clean it up, or patriarchal douchebags who will whitesplain you at every turn and then inevitably chase you out of your own home because you do not wish to fuck them... In fact, I've had some pretty bad "guy on the couch" scenarios that may have been even worse than regular "room mates"; Have you ever met someone who was offensive to literally every one of your senses, and contributed nothing to the household, society in general, or anyone ever? Well, consider yourself lucky if not, but this song is about that "guy on the couch" who no one likes. I hope you step in dog shit, bro.

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Someday, I'll get off this couch, yeah,
I'll put down the beer,
I'll do all the greatest things, you'll,
wish that you were here.

Flinstones, Loony Tunes, Man Vs. Wild,
I know I'm an overgrown child,
Pizza, ice cream, potato chips,
off my friend's salary, it's easy to live

Every mornin' I smoke a joint,
could get a job but what's the point?
The dishes are just piling up,
I'd do em but I'm too fucked up!

Someday, I'll get off this couch, yeah,
I'll put down the beer,
I'll do all the greatest things, you'll,
wish that you were here.

I don't know why they can't see,
every day's so hard for me,
sometimes there's nothin' to watch,
so I,
sit around and scratch my crotch.

Someday, I'll get off this couch, yeah,
I'll put down the beer,
I'll do all the greatest things, you'll,
wish that you were here.

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from Fuckboy Repellent EP, released November 13, 2015
Guys on couches everywhere

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Bull Dyke Slut Militia Denver, Colorado

Two queer girls making loud noises. Page managed by founding member Rowyn Richards. The band split because long story short, I was sick of putting up with Evelyn's abuse, but I'm proud of the music I wrote so I'm keeping it up here. Check out my solo project, d1cksplatter.bancamp.com! ... more

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